Yeah right! I will believe that when I see it! I've counted 3000 to 5000 tops! Where do we get these outrageous numbers? 6 Billion!? Please.

Who is getting rich off this scam? Probably the guy they paid to count heads. I bet he cashed his check and headed off to some uninhabited tropical paradise.

Progress? I don't think so!

I've done piles of drawings, and I think this one really captures the style I'm looking for. The flowing hair and slight mustache are very desirable items in my new appearance, and I think I am ready to commit to them. I have seen lots of people with mustashes, but this one I've drawn is just so amazing, and I hope I can grow hairs that equal its majesty. I hope my barber Mario doesn't laugh at me, he is used to the old ways, old styles, he just doesn't understand the kids these days. However, once Mario gets a feel for my design, his steady italian hands will ride like burley clydesdales, gently galloping over the lustourous strands that are my golden mane, clipping and shaping it into a vision to be cherished by all.