When walking home one rainy night I discovered that snails do in fact use the sidewalk. The snail experience, at first joyous, quickly turned sour. I have learned that snails are full of bitterness and resentment and should not be trusted with important business

A dog winked at me today. Seriously. So be warned the dogs are up to something, and I think its going to be big.

It seems that the "Giant Danio" tropical fish is not the sort of pet that is happy to see you when you get home. When I come home from a hard day I would expect at least a wave, or a flip, but I get nothing. I worry that we may never make a real connection.