Nasa has announced the discovery of a new world!

…When questioned by media in the press conference, the Nasa scientist was quick to deny rumours that this world is in fact inhabited by a singular “being” know only as "52772". This confused many in listening, as no rumours were known to be circulating. A strange panic soon developed in the crowd as several grown men proceeded to lose their composure. Seeing his folly, the scientist promptly started to use soothing words and statistics in an attempt to calm the crowd. Deeply saddened by the poor job he was doing, the scientist began to realize how alone he had come to feel, maybe 52772 was more than just a number, maybe this “being” was more than a new discovery in outer space, maybe in 52772 he had discovered a part of himself. He then shared a moment with 52772, a beautifully intangible moment that shattered his concepts of time, space and love.

Unfortunately many onlookers would later regard the entire press conference as a horrible waste of an afternoon.